ME

(A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men... - Willy Wonka)

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose...

(Vanity Note: These nostrils do not   belong to me. )

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Name - Joshua Adam Schrader
Nicknames - Josh, Big Josh, Big Foot, Vorpal Tribble, VT
Birthdate - April 4, 1983
Age - 19
Hair - dark blonde
Eyes - green-grey
Height - Vertical
Weight - Horizontal
Shoe Size - 16 (yup, 16!)
Politically - Conservative

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe...

What is a Vorpal Tribble anyways?

Ask my little pet cyber-tribble about it.

If you're looking green but feelin' blue, just be glad you're not a red hooloovoo!

Josh's Favorite words of wdisom!

Someone's creativity is another's brain damage. - Roland Fischer

Life is tough. Life is tougher when your stupid. - John Wayne

When life hands you lemons make lemonde. When life hands you hemlock however, do not make hemlockade. - C.S Guide

Guns don't kill people.... PHYSICS KILL PEOPLE!

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